Archive for health

Damn, I’m happy!

Very, very happy.

Blood test results came back Thursday

Doc says I need to change my diet.
Oh what fun.

New soft drink.

Have you ever said to yourself, “I want to drink something really unhealthy, but I want to feel good about drinking it”?
Well, here it is. New DIet Coke Plus.

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We have the time

“I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It’s been about two months since I’ve worked out. And I just don’t have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words.”
— Ellen DeGeneres

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