You idiot!

Ladies’ night doesn’t discriminate against men, ladies’ night is for men!

Don’t drink and launch

Friends don’t let friends drink and pilot the space shuttle.

If it kills people, ban it…

Imagine what the world would be like if the “think about the children” crowd were actually rational and paid attention to the statistics.

Laugh at yourself

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.
  – Cullen Hightower

Buddhist video game

I discovered a site called Bad Gods yesterday via BoingBoing. Today they explain why Buddhism hasn’t really caught on yet (and probably never will) in mainstream America.

Starship Troopers

Never, ever confuse the movie with the book.
The book is sheer genius. The movie is utter crap.

He should’ve been using Linux…

Man nearly hit with “disturbing the peace” charges for hurling his computer out of his apartment window. Cops let him off because “Who hasn’t felt like doing that?”